i love parenting, i just yelled CAPITALISM and my son did a dinosaur screech in response
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Spongebob didn’t swallow cum or eat ass or have clinical depression or any of this stuff on these memes he loved his friends and making krabby patties
why is this in past tense spongebob is still alive
It’s in past tense because he does all of that now
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“Nothing, not even pain, lasts forever. If I can just keep putting one foot in front of the other, I will eventually get to the end” -Kim Cowart
this is actually so cute, strangers bonding is the best
IF YOU SEE YOUR HOMEBOY HARASSING A WOMAN WHO IS CLEARLY UNCOMFORTABLE, SAY SOMETHING BITCH BOY.
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The most realistic scene in any Marvel movie.
(Source: marvelmovies, via xxkimberlyalexa)